#only murders in the building season 2

[fallingforfictionalmen]

“Dad, if you’re not my father, I don’t know what a father is.”

I did not think this show would make me cry but here we are

[yezzyyae]

I used to love this show! But I never went back after season 2 episode 1 where Cara Delevingne & Selena Gomez’s characters was supposed to be having romantic chemistry in a scene. I turned my tv off so damn fast & never went back, I am fine with gay or bisexual people but come on everybody is not gay or have a secret gay trait that’s waiting to be shown to the world after someone of the same sex make eye contact with them. Cara Delevingne can’t give off sexual chemistry ever I mean everytime I see her trying to seduce someone on screen I feel “yucky” inside. Cara Delevingne can’t act her way out of a paper bag that’s for 1 & Selena Gomez’s character named Mabel Mora was not a lesbian. Mabel Mora & Cara Delevingne’s character did not have sexual or romantic chemistry at all! Idk who casted Cara Delevingne in “Only Murders in the Building” but they ruined one of my fav shows for me.

I can’t go back because I would have to watch season 2 with Cara Delevingne in episodes & my stomach could not handle it. I hate forced relationships in shows bad enough I have to hear people say that Sydney Adamu & Carmen Berzatto have sexual & romantic chemistry in “The Bear” when they are ZERO I mean NEGATIVE ZERO CHEMISTRY GOING ON BETWEEN THE TWO! Writers keep ruining great shows forcing romantic storylines onto characters because they saw some weirdos posts on Reddit or Tumblr. It is ruining tv shows I want to give “Only Murders in the Building” another chance cause I loved Charles-Haden Savage(Steve Martin), Oliver Putnam(Martin Short), & Mabel Mora(Selena Gomez) chemistry as platonic friends & neighbors!

Everybody does not have sexual or romantic chemistry is everybody they are around. Everybody is not secretly gay or bisexual. Everybody does not want to kiss their best friend. Everybody does not date their neighbor. Everybody does not date their boss or co worker. Damn leave people alone!

[be-side-my-self]

Rewatch of Only Murders In The Building to prepare for season 4 (IIII)

<Part I> // <Part II> // <Part III>

Block #OMITBRewatch if you don’t want to read notes that will have spoilers up to seasons 3. Just to make it clear, while quoting, I use M, O, C for the main characters.

Also I’m putting this under a read more because it gets long.

S2 E3

C: "I kissed Bunny on the lips" and that saying after he mentioned that Bunny is potentially his sister.

Oh, right. It's Bunny's last day.

Bunny: "I can't belive this is my last day. As board president."

Aww, Bunny :(

Love how the main three re-tell what happened to their fan-club.

Nina learned a lot from Bunny.

Uma and Bunny are such good friends, it's cute.

Bunny: "Is that your cute way of saying you don't want me to go?" Uma: "No, go. You know I have a key. Maybe I'll go into your place and wear all your stuff." Bunny: "Fuck you." Uma: "Fuck you."

It's fun how everyone seem to love Bunny if they aren't living at the Arconia.

She is giving that waiter so much money to fullfill his dream.

And as Mable says, she is a badass.

And Charles says "What would we do without you?"

Both of that just gave Bunny a boost.

And then she is instantly reminded that it's her last day. The one thing she always loved to do... the one thing she lived for.

Incredible... also Howard is great at taking minutes.

"And Nina shows her true face."

Please invite her in! Please! ;_;

Go to her Apartment! Invite her!

There had been three instances at which they could have saved Bunny.

S2 E4

I wondered if Lucy appears in S2 or S3 and it's season 2 which makes sense.

"She is an angel in Flip Flops, pitta putta!"

A wheelchair and a touch of dementia... how did the studio plan to redcon that? In case Charles is innocent?

Oh Oliver... your son needs you.

Oh look it's Teddy.

Oliver: "So... how is prison?" Teddy: "Actually... Transformative. I don't know if you konw Master Han, but he's helped me realize... I don't have to act on my thoughts." O: "Ah." Teddy: "For example, right now, the thought of ringing your neck, really stimulates my root chakra, but it's probably not worth losing three of my mindfulness badges." O: "Ah. Th-that's... That's good..."

O: "Well, I guess I'll see you around." Teddy: "Oh, definietly. Because I'm going to fuck you, Oliver." O: "Excuse me?" Teddy: "I'm going to fuck you. I'm not sure... when or how quite yet, but I'm going to fuck you. Hard. Harder than you've ever been fucked before. In a way you won't see coming. Until one day, you'll slip your knubby little fingers into one of my dips you love so much and realize... you're choking. Choking on a big heaping bowl... of fuck." O: *snort* Teddy: "Namaste."

Teddy is awful but holy shit he is hardcore.

I love how Mabel now is supposed to talk with the teen and then, being almost 30. also doesn't understand anything. Same though. DSM-5; 100 gecs (never heard of them except for omitb)

The knife in the ceiling is such a crazy thing...

Yay Lucy!

I love stuff like that... passage ways and caves and bunker...

The design changes to the Arconia are so ugly...

That is tragic... but that is all on you Teddy. You should have protected your son instead of using him.

The whole episode is about parent-children relationships.

Oliver being there for his son.

Lucy saw someone in the walls.

Jan is a freak.

S2 E5

Ah, the iphone ring tone

"Son of Sam"... we used to play that but it's call "murder at the disco".

Also fun that Teddy and Oliver knew each other since they had been... teens? early 20s?

So... I guess Teddy had learned how to hide his tells from Oliver? On the other hand, Tedd had not been Tim Kono's killer.

Lmao... Jan is a freak. But why waste internet time on TikTok? Use the 10 min of internet for pornhub. That is a better use of that data.

It's kind of clicheé to ask another murderer for help... like... hmmm "Silence of the lambs"? Ever heard of it?

Oh shit, I just remembered the secret that Will does not know about.

The two old white men talking american politics and having another bestie moment while Mabel just wants to figure out the clue.

Great, that the fanclub hears about the secret passageways.

O: "Our fans! You rascals."

I have to admit I wondered if Alice was the killer too. Because she fit the "profile". And I guess also because I did not really like her? She is a great red herring.

The fans actually seeing it all as a story and not reality...

Lmao Charles being protective about Mabel.

Alice: "Can I say I couldn't be more excited to meet the both of you?" C: "Oh!" Alice: "And hold on. Charles, were you not in..." M: "Here we go." Alice: "... that swedish movie, with the tempestous throuple that go camping and torture each other with orgasms?" Charles: "You saw 'Encounter at Uppsala'? I played the park ranger." Alice: "Fabulously, by the way. If it were anyone else's hands, it would have just been an average peeping tom. It's one of the most memorable half-scenes of the entire film. Honestly."

There is so much about that sentence alone to talk about. xD Like, How many memorable half-scenes wher ein this erotic swedish movie? Charles hands? Did you even see his face? Also how big is the chance that if Oliver had learned that Charles would have had *another* part in the movie he would instantly google it? Also how did Charles get the part in a swedish movie?

O: "And how did you see this movie?" Alice: "I took a class on deviant sexuality in Scandinavian cinema."

WHERE? also was it a british or an american class and did your professor call it deviant and why?

This is Olivers episode.

Also how he tells Charles that he is as uncomfortable as he always looks and then leaves him be to be completely uncomfortable between a bunch of people he does not know and then Charles instantly makes an ass out of himself.

Alice: "This is demented. I'm in." ... yeah no.

with murder at the disco, the one who wrongly accused someone would also die.

It's crazy that Oliver got the murderer in the game wrong... makes you wonder... also Mable was the son of sam?

I guess it's easy to lie about your life back in England when you're in New York.

... oh Charles...

Lol, are they aware that usually prison calls are recorded?

oh lmao Oliver was right about Alice being Son of Sam!

and ... there it is... holy shit...

S2 E6

you really start to feel for Poppy because Cinda is such a bitch.

Jan: "What? We never broke up." C: "Well, I guess I just assumed." Jan: "Why? Because I tried to kill you?"

... well...

Jan: "How many times are you gonna make me apologize for that? You're all I have, Charles. Are you really gonna leave me in here, all locked up, and not in a sexy way. I still love you. Is that crazy?"

Yes, Jan. That is crazy. But it's even more crazy that Charles stays... but also so understandable. He is scared too.

CINDA: "I need to poop!! Come in and say I have a call!"

Oh right, Joy!

Lmao Oliver and Mabel instantly knowing that there is some chemistry between Charles and Joy.

C: "Because she's not my type." Lucy: "What, emotionally stable?" O: "Age appropriate?" M: "Not incarcerated?"

The show is so good with red herrings. It's great.

The glitter bomb is such a good idea.

Was the whole episode of the Cinda podcast just two minuts?

Lmao Mable being just pissed at Charles for talking with Jan, because she is also protective towards Charles.

Also she is right, Jan killed Mable's friend.

LOL how they miss the bomb. It's a dramatic scene and the background is so silly...

Lmao letting Sazz do the breaking up is so crazy and also so genius. But also Uh Oh!

Incredible...

Uh oh... there is the bad thing Alice did...

I actually thought that it happened in Mable's apartment. But it's the studio.

Charles and Oliver are besties.

Poppy is so clever...

But also the glitter bomb worked.

Oh fuck! right... Mabel stabbed someone...

Poor girl...

And that was the most awkward hug in history.

[ez-rat]

Okay, in Only Murders in the Building S2 E6, the video says "Bloody Mabel sighting on the 2." BUT SHE WAS ON THE J TRAIN. They're setting a show in NYC, couldn't they at least have gotten the service name right? :'(

[emotionsofateen]

Selena Gomez Last Night at Hulu’s Q&A To Discuss Only Murders In The Building 🥰

[blackthornish]

martin short is a legend!!! his performance in episode 2 of s4 is an emmy tape!!!!! he was brilliant!!and the script for this season is amazing!!! they separated the suspects into two episodes, which I found very interesting!! cuz they didn't interact at all and we can't exclude anyone who has appeared so far…. (SPOILERS IN THE TAGS)

[incorrecthanniballecterquotes]

Hannibal: How can you pretend you don’t love this. The way we connect when we theorize and speculate. It’s just like how we used to go back and forth about the last case.

Will: You mean the murder you committed.

Hannibal: I don’t get hung up on the details. It’s the feelings that matter.

[yellowsugarwords]

𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙞 𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙚

↪ only murders in the building

[kdkathryn]

only murders in the building season 2 | mabel + knitwear

[be-side-my-self]

Rewatch of Only Murders In The Building to prepare for season 4 (III)

<Part I> // <Part II>

Block #OMITBRewatch if you don’t want to read notes that will have spoilers up to seasons 3. Just to make it clear, while quoting, I use M, O, C for the main characters.

Also I'm putting this under a read more because it gets long.

S1 E9

Jen is freaky...

"Mable is gonna be looking at me with those damn Cocker Spaniel eyes. "

Oh! I like Pataki. She is so cool!

C: "Everybody loves Sazz."

Love how everyone thinks, that Sazz is Charles xD

Also Oliver just moving in with Charles.

It is kind of sad, that Jan is pushed to the sideline because of Sazz.

But Sazz is right, they ignored the motive... and yeah I remember.

Bunnie "First... Tim Kono's death has now been ruled a homocide and, apparently, one of you jerk-offs did it."

Bunny: "By a show of hands, who here thinks our building would be better off without these three fuckwads?"

Bunny: "The rest of you, in case you are a murderer, STOP MURDERING!"

So, how fucked up is it that you can lose your own apartment because enough of your neighbours don't like you? A place you own and still have to pay for?

It's sad... the whole breaking up of the trio...

Oscar: "See you, Ollie."

Sazz is great! But she is only half-right about Jen being the girl for Charles.

... oh that is so bitter, that Jen again gots sidelined.

Meanwhile Mable and Oliver solve the case.

S1 E10

Just 23 seconds...

Jan is freaky... but Kono was apparently a real beast too.

C: "What's going on?" M: "So, funny story..." O: "YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH A MURDERER!"

... wow Oliver is as tactful as a sledgehammer XD

Also ... the scandal! The age difference! In both directions! Don't let the anti's hear!

Yep... it's her handwriting all right. The same handwriting as the suicide notes, and the threats on the doors... my guys...

It is always a good idea to compare the notes.

I remember being annoyed about that the first time watching too.

It's cute that Charles always thinks the best of people.

C: "Can we not talk about Tim Kono right now?" Jan: "Of course. What do you wanna talk about?" C: "That I think I'm falling in love with you." Jen: "Oh. Well, that is interesting." *Long Pause that is totally not ominous and watching Jen's expression is not alarming at all.* Jan: "Because I think I'm falling in love with you, too."

Kinda awkward...

... Charles is confronting Jen...

Jen is freaky. Really freaky.

M: She's a poisoner... who uses a label maker?

"Jan's Lil T🖤xins"

O: "The saddest thing about this is that if Jan weren't a murderous maniac she'd be perfect for Charles."

lmao Charles is amazing, he figured out that it's a recording, he figured out the writing! He is the saving grace!

Of course she stabbed herself.

Jan is a freak.

Jan: "This is definiatly one of my rougher break ups, charles. I really did fall in love with you. Sadly, I will not be seeing you bas-sooner or later."

Siri is so stupid.

"Okay, playing "Fields of Gold" by Sting."

How no one is going to help Charles... but Sevelin is really cute!

HOW aBOUT YOU PULL THE FIRE ALARM?!

Love how Oliver knows how to stop "the thing" but has no words. And it's still working.

Charles speech is so good... so heartfelt! And in reality no one hears it. (slurred, garbled nonsense)

Good thing they managed to punch down Jan.

Bunny: "Oliver. It seems due to the events of tonight, there's been a reversal in sentiment regarding your tenancies here at the Arconia." O: "Oh, please just say it, Bunny. 'Welcome back you sexy thing!'" Bunny: "I'll get you gone sooner or later. You're all idiots!" M: "Hey, Bunny. Congrats. You're the most hated person in the building now, you cranky old bitch."

And that is called foreshadowing.

Yay, Willy and Oliver made up!

Mabel and Oscar are a cute couple.

Charles, contacting Lucy... and she answers!

*Charles recording the last lines of the podcast* M: "That was amazing." O: "I mean, I just... That-that's the best performance you've ever given. I have nothing left to teach you." C: "Really? So I can finally add 'voiceover acting' to my resume?" O: "Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves."

Some lose ends... indeed... I know we met the next murderer already.

Aw... you two are already besties.

And we're back at episode one.

That is an incredible wrap and an incredible transition that makes you want to watch the second season instantly. Which we will do!

All three get taken into custody, because it looks like Mable killed Bunny.

Cinda Canning is such a bitch. You instantly feel sorry for Poppy.

S2 E1

That other detective is a real cliché. And a dick. Forgot his name, I'll add it alter.

Lmao, Mabel is correct. No murder weapon.

C: "Oh my god!" D: M: "Oh my god!" D: O: "Oh my god!" :D

Oliver lives for the attention.

O: "Like your beats?" M: "Huh?" O: "It's a callback."

M: "I need a life, away from death. "We should all just be a little bit boring again" O: "Can I just say something? I'd rather be dead than boring!"

Charles would watch people play chess in the park, Oliver would go have brunch.

I mean, come on... who called the cops? Who knew that there is a dead person in Mables apartment. That would be the question I'd ask as a detective.

#bloodymabel

user: goaskalice!

Alice is a great character but I really want to know what exactly happened with Oscar.

The mural is great!

O: "Well, hello there Amy Schumer."

Amy: "Would you ever consider selling me the right to the podcast, so I could turn it into an 8 to 10 episode streaming series with exclusive internet content, leading to gamification?"

Is there exclusive internet conten of "Only Murders in the Building"?

Uncle Brazzos

The short hair looks good on Mabel.

Alice is weird.

She never said it's not a cult.

"I'm Cinda Canning, bitch." - "Girl, you crime is showing." - "Tune in weekly as our investigation unfolds weekly."

American knitting is so different to our european? german? knitting.

O: "We need to go full "OliMabel" here." M: "What the fuck?" C: "What?" O: "OliMabel! That's our ship name. All our names put into one." C: "Where is the 'Charles' in 'OliMabel'?" O: "The Charles is silent."

... of course people ship them and it's an awful thought xD Also OliMabel for the OT3 is a BAD ship name. The shippers should be ashamed. Call them Murder-Trio or Podcast-Shipping... though Podcast-Shipping might be any of the main three with Cinda. CharOliMa would still be better... really fictional fans are always so weird. And that says something. XD

Bunny: "Fuck off, Oliver."

Time for a call back to Ace Attorney.

M: "Bunny had a bird?"

Bunny was a freak.

I actually like the friendship between Bunny and Uma... also Howard, kinda.

Uma: "There should be a naked man on this wall! Where are the balls, Howard?"

That old Elevator is really cool.

C: "We find the painting, we find the killer."

And so starts season two.

Charles: Come here right away Charles (Old): Come here right away

There is the painting. And it shows Charles dad... but I don't see any balls.

S2 E2

Archibald (Bunny's grandpa and the arcitect) was a freak!

Charles dad was old when he had Charles.

M: "The painting is called Savage."

Guys, I'm not native speaker but the word "savage" has a meaning and especially in an erotic context it is probably a double innuendo considering that one of the models was named "Savage".

Thanks Howard.

IT TOOK ME UNTIL NOW TO SEE THAT BUNNY IS WALKING HER BIRD, MRS GAMBOLINI, IN THE INTRO! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Uma, screw off tops on wine bottles are not a sign of low quality wine. I don't think they even sell new bottles with cork, And wine maker agree on this. it's a bit cheaper and better for the environment.

Nina Lin... last season she was not that pregnant. Time passed.

Uma and Bunny were such good friends.

"I am Leonora Folger. The mother of Bunny."

O: "Please, be cool." C: "Hey, who is cooler than me?" M: "Everyone."

People who hate us: Uma, Teddy Dimas, Theo Dimas, Jen

Charles putting himself as a possible suspect.

Alice: "Um, yeah, we all work back here. Some... Sometimes, I like to cry back here because I'm a fraud. It's a multipurpose space." ... ah... the artist expierence and self depricating jokes. How awkward.

Even during the first run I did not like Alice. She came off as somewhat weird... I don't like the self depricating and sometimes her comments are off-handed also that other thing she does at the end of the season... so yeah. I was willing to cut her some slack but she is awful. Great character though! And of course Cara Delevingne is doing an amazing job!

Alice: "I've been hideously blocked for a year, stuck in the past, no moving forward. Do you ever feel that way?" M: "Yeah, all the time." Alice: "Hm, stupid question. Of course you do."

I like to draw but honest to god, I don't get art.

OF COURSE THE PICTURE IS GONE!

Amy: "Hey Putnum! Never touch my dumpster art."

Amy: "My pesky lawyers tell me I can't make deals with murderers...again."

I don't like Alice humor even though it's not so far off from Mables.

Well, there is the kiss.

Amy is a freak. Lmao

Love how the police did not give a fuck about a small boy.

Call back to Ace Attorney.

[locklylemybeloved]

so i started a million shows and only have the energy to finish one someone pls help me choose

[supercalifragipopculturevomit]

Only Murders in the Building S02E09: "Sparring Partners"

[buffysummers]

yellowjackets still making casting announcements for season 3 is just crazy. season 2's finale aired in may 2023. each season is only 9 or 10 episodes. but yeah, totally. it's totally normal to take this long of a break to make 9 episodes.

[sapphiccharacterstournament]

Canon Sapphic Characters Tournament Round 3 (Bracket 5)

[maineshewrote]

Same word, different font

Soft comfort character persuaded to give an uncomfortably impromptu performance of a sweet familiar song which changes entirely in the middle of the performance thanks to an extremely lucky otherwise pointless side character who gets up to sing with her idol in a stage-like setting in a living room with no planned choreography which turns out beautiful

[incorrecthanniballecterquotes]

„Oh my God, there is food. Fantastic.“

- Jack Crawford when he became friends with Hannibal.